Pro Wrestling Express McKeesport Havoc Results
By Hank Hudson
COMPLETE MATCH RESULTS, OCTOBER 30, 2021, McKeesport, PA, P.W.X. PERFORMANCE AND COMMUNITY CENTER, PRO WRESTLING EXPRESS, P.W.X.
RING ANNOUNCER: Hank Hudson
REFEREES: Eric Johnson, Silas Wahrenberger, J. Hutchie (senior official)
P.W.X. C.E.O.: Stephon Devereux
ANGEL GATE WRESTLING C.E.O.: Jazmine
GUEST HOST: Captain D. Capitate (Please don’t call him “Captain Crunch”, LOL!!!)
SHOW OPENING: P.W.X. heavyweight champion “Hate In The Flesh” O’Riley Chambers would emerge from a closed smoke-emitting casket in the center of the ring to the joyous welcome of his fellow “Plague Of Corvus” members: Lilith, Sinborn, Shadow The Clown, and R.K. Sawyer!
(1) THE 13-MAN P.W.X. MONSTER BASH BATTLE ROYALE was won by “The Crazy Hillbilly” Bud Cassidy in 12:01!!! Derek Wayne commandeered the house mic from guest host Captain D. Capitate and proceeded to demand that C.E.O. Stephon Devereux officially add him to the roster of P.W.X. wrestlers!!! Devereux would relegate him to the dreaded #1 entry slot in the Monster Bash and next told him that he had to emerge victorious to be granted his wish!!! “The Ram” Anthony Drake was the second entrant who promptly dumped Wayne out over the top rope within seconds!!! Manic of the tag-team “Dishonor” declined participation in this event, but he would meddle briefly by eliminating his partner Lestat so that he could not win!!! Bud Cassidy would go into hiding under the ring not long after his entry and, when it was eventually thought that Gus The Gardener had won the melee, “The Crazy Hillbilly” would reemerge to blindside and oust him for the duke!!!
☆☆☆ORDER OF RANDOM RING ENTRY AT 30 SECOND INTERVALS☆☆☆
#1: Derek Wayne
#2: “The Ram” Anthony Drake
#3: “The Dark Angel” Ryan James
#4: R.K. Sawyer
#5: “The Kaiju Of The Squared Circle” Am-Po
#6: “Vintage” J-Ru
#7: Gus The Gardener
#8: Arawn Conners
#9: “The Unorthodox” Lestat
#10: Superior G
#11: P.W.X. TV champion SinBorn
#12: Bud Cassidy (eventual winner)
#13: Noah Idol
*****P.W.X. television commentator Joey Reckless attempted to interview “Angel Gate Wrestling” C.E.O. Jazmine in the ring and, no sooner had she announced her belief of being rid of Kenzie’s harassment, another antagonist soon filled the void in the person of Nikki Nickels!!! After those two hellcats had finally concluded trading barbs, the leader of “Fight Society” Horsepower then announced without any specifics that there would be a few surprises on the upcoming November 20th live event!!!*****
(2) “SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ALLIANCE” TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH: S.C.W.A. champions “Pure Ignorance” (Prince Mackaveli/”The Don” Chaz Evans) (with Noah Idol) defeated Gus The Gardener/”The Crazy Hillbilly” Bud Cassidy (Evans pinned Cassidy) in 9:46 to retain their title!!! Gus eventually would refuse a tag from Cassidy and walked out on his abusive partner!!! Evans clamped a rear double chicken wing on Bud and, with some extra impetus added by a big Mackaveli clothesline clout, back-suplexed the Hillbilly onto his head to cop the title-retaining cover!!!
(3) “THE SUPERIOR G $200 CASH APP CHALLENGE” WITH THE LOOT TO BE AWARDED FOR A DEFEAT OF “G” WITHIN TEN MINUTES: Superior G pinned “Vintage” J-Ru in 6:20 so no cash app withdrawal would be necessary!!! Superior G shielded ref Hutchie to nail J-Ru with a single-leg low mule kick and followed up with a thrust-superkick to score the money-saving three-count!!!
(4) “VENGEANCE MATCH” BETWEEN TWO FORMER P.W.X. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP PARTNERS: “The Kaiju Of The Squared Circle” Am-Po defeated R.K. Sawyer (with Sinborn and Queen Lilith) (representing “Plague Of Corvus”), DISQUALIFICATION in 11:28!!! Prior to the opening bell, the distraction of Sawyer’s stablemates enabled him to blindside Am-Po and embark on a match-long brutal offensive on his foe’s lower body!!! Sawyer eventually applied a lengthy “Cloverleaf” hold but, when Am-Po finally was able to reach the ropes, he refused to relinquish the grip to get himself disqualified!!!
(5) SPECIAL “NO TIME-LIMIT” RETURN MATCH DIRECT FROM “COMBAT ZONE WRESTLING”: “Miami” Mike Walker pinned Rayo in 13:09!!! As Rayo temporarily lost focus while baiting the crowd from atop a turnbuckle, Walker suddenly executed a “superplex” of the Peruvian down from his perch and then planted him via an “overdrive” maneuver for the victory pin!!!
*****During intermission Gus The Gardener and Angel Gate C.E.O. Jazmine hosted the P.W.X. McKeesport Havoc Halloween Costume Party!!!*****
(6) “DOG COLLAR MATCH” (EACH MAN JOINED AT THE NECK BY ONE END OF A 17-FOOT LONG HEAVY STEEL CHAIN) FOR A SHOT AT THE P.W.X. TELEVISION TITLE ON NOVEMBER 20TH: Chief ThunderBear defeated “The Demonic Jester” Shadow The Clown (with “The Mother Of All Demons” Queen Lilith and representing “Plague Of Corvus”), FIRST TO DRAG HIS FOE AROUND THE INSIDE PERIMETER OF THE RING TOUCHING ALL FOUR TOP TURNBUCKLE PADS IN SUCCESSION in 9:57 to earn the future TV title shot!!! ThunderBear applied his Indian sleeper hold and touched the first three corners with his captive foe in tow also discreetly tapping the pads behind him!!! As they were approaching the final turnbuckle the effects of sleeper finally caught up with a collapsing Shadow just as he tried to lunge past the Chief who continued onward for the duke!!! Afterward TV titleholder SinBorn would bash his future challenger with his championship belt!!!
(7) P.W.X. TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Champion “The King Of Deadman’s Hollow” SinBorn (with Queen Lilith and representing “Plague Of Corvus”) pinned “The Metal Assassin” Slice in 8:01 to retain his title!!! The sneaky Lilith jabbed ref Wahrenberger in his backside with her staff to distract the angry official long enough for SinBorn to spear Slice’s skull with his own walking stick to steal the title-retaining three-count!!!
( “TRIPLE-THREAT MATCH” FOR THE P.W.X. TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: Arawn Conners/Gus The Gardener defeated “Dishonor” – (Manic/”The Unorthodox” Lestat) and champions “The Pop Culture Sensations” – (“Sugar” Steve Flash/”The Man With All The Belts” Captain Bender) (Conners pinned Bender) in 10:56 to win the title!!! Originally scheduled as just P.C.S. versus “Dishonor”, Conners took the house mic following the intros and successfully pleaded his case with C.E.O. Devereux to finally get his shot at the tag-team belts he had earned several months back and had never received!!! Eventually, the brewing dissension in the “Dishonor” duo came to a head and, in the ensuing chaos as they battled among themselves, Connors hit with the swinging neck breaker on Bender for the title-changing count of three!!!
(9) “CASKET MATCH” FOR THE P.W.X. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: “The Regent” Joshua Kovad defeated champion “Hate In The Flesh” O’Riley Chambers (with “The Mother Of All Demons” Queen Lilith and representing “Plague Of Corvus”), FIRST TO MANEUVER HIS FOE INSIDE THE CASKET AND COMPLETELY CLOSE THE LID OVER HIM in 23:49 to win the title!!! At the start, Lilith ordered a trio of masked, hoodie-wearing “demons” to attack Kovad, but the already fired-up Regent easily drove them from the ring!!! From there the battle would carry throughout the building and even into the souvenir tables area resulting eventually in several broken tables!!!
The turning point would occur when Kovad would toss an upright chair at Chambers and then thrust-superkick it into his face!!! Kovad next peppered Chambers head with the contents of a staple gun and pounded him with a chain wound around his fist along with strangling him with the links for a length of time!!! After warding off a last-ditch attempt by R.K. Sawyer for a save, Kovad then brutally and unmercifully pounded the top of Chambers’ skull with a kendo stick for what seemed to be an eternity!!! Kovad finally nailed the staggering Chambers with a thrust-superkick to send him tumbling through the ropes right into the open casket to have the lid immediately shut over him in defeat!!!
NEXT P.W.X. LIVE EVENT:
*****Saturday, November 20, 2021, P.W.X. “November Knockout”, 7:00 PM Belltime